tomoatmeal: Tom’s Stepdad: Hey Tom, did you take my credit card and use it to place an ad in the LA Times acting like Bill Cosby? Tom Oatmeal: No.  I don’t think so. Tom’s Stepdad: Really?  You don’t know anything about it? Tom Oatmeal: No.  I hope you catch whoever did it though. Tom’s Stepdad: You know? Your mom and I signed you up for soccer so you could make the most of things out here. Tom Oatmeal: I know that.  Thanks.  I need to go now. Here I down the slopes…

tomoatmeal:

Tom’s Stepdad: Hey Tom, did you take my credit card and use it to place an ad in the LA Times acting like Bill Cosby?

Tom Oatmeal: No.  I don’t think so.

Tom’s Stepdad: Really?  You don’t know anything about it?

Tom Oatmeal: No.  I hope you catch whoever did it though.

Tom’s Stepdad: You know? Your mom and I signed you up for soccer so you could make the most of things out here.

Tom Oatmeal: I know that.  Thanks.  I need to go now.

Here I down the slopes…

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    This is confusing, but it would make my life to come across an ad like that in the paper haha
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